Greetings ladies and gentlemen. This new blog is a little different from many of my travel blogs. This one isn't a travel blog; it's a timely, funny story that combines superheros in time for the presidential election.
Let's begin our story once upon a time in 1992 Agrabah. Donald Trump and Mike Pence hate Arabs and plan to bomb Agrabah. His plan is to have the Sultan under his control with the help of Jafar using his snake staff. The Genie, Aladdin, and Princess Jasmine try to stop Trump by taking Jafar's snake staff, but Jafar uses the snake staff to put Aladdin, Genie, and Jasmine in a cave. Donald Trump admits his plan is to use the Sultan to cause chaos in Agrabah for his plan to nuke the world and to have the Sultan embarrass the nation of Agrabah. Jafar, Trump, and Pence then send Genie, Aladdin, and Jasmine off the deep ends of the earth and they wind up in Irvine, California.
The Genie, Aladdin, and Jasmine come to Irvine to warn me and and my co-workers Sean Laduke and Richard Arias as we all head to lunch that Donald Trump is coming to host a rally in Irvine to make him a powerful dictator. Genie also comes to warn us that Trump is looking for the nuclear codes to take over the world. Jafar and Trump use magical powers to destroy Irvine, but the Genie swooms both of them up into a volcano and they explode. Then Stephen, Richard, Sean, Genie, Aladdin, and Jasmine find a clue to the next step of the nuclear codes with a Mickey Mouse saying, "Orlando, Florida."