Thursday, October 22, 2020

Stephen Gaiber Saves The World Part I


   


 Greetings ladies and gentlemen. This new blog is a little different from many of my travel blogs. This one isn't a travel blog; it's a timely, funny story that combines superheros in time for the presidential election.


     Let me make one thing clear: I HATE DONALD TRUMP and feel scared and embarrassed to be American under his leadership. This will be a two-part story. For Marvel fans, this story is basically Infinity War and Endgame. Joining me in my quest to defeat Donald Trump are some of my co-workers, the Pirates of the Caribbean, the cast of Space Jam, the cast of The Lord of the Rings, Aladdin characters from both 1992 and 2019, the cast of The Mummy, Prince Dastan and his brothers, Ariana Grande, Bernie Sanders, Max and Goofy, and the magical Mickey Mouse. So come join me on a magical quest to many different places and defeat Donald Trump, Mike Pence, Jafar, Imhotep, and anyone who gets in the way.




    Let's begin our story once upon a time in 1992 Agrabah. Donald Trump and Mike Pence hate Arabs and plan to bomb Agrabah. His plan is to have the Sultan under his control with the help of Jafar using his snake staff. The Genie, Aladdin, and Princess Jasmine try to stop Trump by taking Jafar's snake staff, but Jafar uses the snake staff to put Aladdin, Genie, and Jasmine in a cave. Donald Trump admits his plan is to use the Sultan to cause chaos in Agrabah for his plan to nuke the world and to have the Sultan embarrass the nation of Agrabah. Jafar, Trump, and Pence then send Genie, Aladdin, and Jasmine off the deep ends of the earth and they wind up in Irvine, California.





    The Genie, Aladdin, and Jasmine come to Irvine to warn me and and my co-workers Sean Laduke and Richard Arias as we all head to lunch that Donald Trump is coming to host a rally in Irvine to make him a powerful dictator. Genie also comes to warn us that Trump is looking for the nuclear codes to take over the world. Jafar and Trump use magical powers to destroy Irvine, but the Genie swooms both of them up into a volcano and they explode. Then Stephen, Richard, Sean, Genie, Aladdin, and Jasmine find a clue to the next step of the nuclear codes with a Mickey Mouse saying, "Orlando, Florida."







     After receiving the clue about Disneyworld being a center of the nuclear codes, Stephen, Sean, Richard, Genie, Aladdin, and Jasmine head to the most magical place on earth: Disneyworld. Our journey takes place in the Magic Kingdom at Cinderella's castle. We first meet Mickey Mouse, who has the power to throw fireworks out of his hands, then Goofy and Max, who are coming back from the powerline concert and sing to me 'Nobody Else But You.' Then we go to the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, where we meet Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Elizabeth Swan, and the crew of the Black Pearl. When we look for a code that would lead us to the nuclear codes, Trump and Jafar arrive with Captain Barbosa, who betrays Jack Sparrow's trust after forming an alliance with Jack Sparrow. Just as Jafar puts a magic spell on all of us, Maui and Moana appear and knock Jafar and Trump down, and Maui transforms into a hawk and steals Jafar's snake staff. Using powers that he got from Jafar, Trump transforms into a super god, but Genie is able to knock him down. After we thank Maui for saving the day, he sings the amazing 'You're Welcome.' I think that song should have won an Academy Award and was the only good part of Moana. We then find a clue that the next nuclear code is in the center of the earth.

     In the journey to the center of the earth lie the Looney Tunes and Michael Jordan, after defeating the Monstars to escape from slavery. Trump and Jafar find Michael Jordan and the Looney Tunes, and Jafar brings back the Monstars and Mr. Swackhammer to send the Looney Tunes back into slavery and have Michael Jordan be the star attraction, sign autographs all day long, and lose in basketball against the customers. Then all of us enter to save the Looney Tunes. That's when we find our next clue: Middle Earth.



    In the epic quest to search for the missing nuclear codes to stop Donald Trump from nuking the world, we find our heroes from Middle Earth, including Frodo, Gandalf, Samwise, Aragon, Legalous, Arwin, Mary, Pipin, and the habitants of Middle Earth. They come home from Middle Earth 17 years after Frodo destroyed the ring of Mordor. Then we all approach Frodo and the gang to inform them that they're harboring nuclear codes for Donald Trump. They laugh, not believing us, and explain that they saved Earth from the one ring. Then Donald Trump sends military helicopters and grade-A military weapons. The residents of Middle Earth prepare for battle as the copters shoot them on sight. Fortunately, the weapons aren't as strong as how fast the horses of Middle Earth are. Then Gandalf uses his magic staff to blast the helicopters, and the eagles come in and save the day by knocking out Trump and his helicopters. That's when we discover that the next clue is in Egypt, near The Mummy's tomb.




    In ancient Egypt, Imhotep plots his revenge against Rick and Evelyn O'Connell and Jonathan Carnahan for killing his relationship with Anck Su Namun. Trump, Jafar, and Pence approach Imhotep about joining his revenge plot in exchange for the nuclear codes. We find our heroes Rick, Evelyn, and Jonathan as well as Ardeth Bay to inform them that Trump plans to steal the nuclear codes to destroy the world. They say they first need to find Imhotep. Then, Imhotep does the sand visual effect in an effort to destroy us. Genie then saves the day by becoming a sand eater and eating sand Imhotep. Shortly after, we find the villains' location and surround Trump.

    As we gain on Trump, we finally arrest him for war crimes and for trying to destroy the world. He begins to tell us why he wants to be a dictator. He says that his father was really tough on him as a child. He was abused by his father, Fred Trump, and the only thing that got him through life was Hitler's book, Mein Kampf. One day, he was recruited by Vladimir Putin to steal the 2016 presidential election, and both men dreamed of making America suffer for mistreating them. Then, the Genie is about to kill him, but Jafar comes in and stops Genie from killing Trump. Jafar frees Trump, and the group decides to find the final nuclear code. The final clue is Agrabah 2019.





   Everyone teams up to go to Agrabah in 2019 together. We join forces with Will "Genie" Smith and Aladdin and Jasmine (2019) to find the final nuclear code to stop Trump from world domination. Once 1992 Aladdin and Jasmine meet 2019 Aladdin and Jasmine, they sing their versions of 'A Whole New World' and the Genies sing their version of 'Friend Like Me.' We then continue to ask Aladdin and Jasmine for the final nuclear code. They tell us it's under the palace, deep in the dungeon. Trump uses Imhotep to create an army of Mummies to conquer Disneyworld, Middle Earth, Space Jam Land, and Egypt to battle the heroes as Trump sends nuclear missiles to destroy the world. Once we find the nuclear code, Trump, Pence, and Jafar already beat us to the nuclear codes. All the heroes in the lands continue to be outnumbered by Imhotep's army, but they use their forces to defeat whatever the army does. Then, as Trump is about to unleash nuclear war, Robin "Genie" Williams pushes Trump and does a whole bunch of Robin Williams impersonations so he can stop Trump from declaring nuclear war. Genie almost has Trump in a corner by crumbling him, but as Trump can't breathe from being obese, he presses the nuclear button, destroying Agrabah (1992), Aladdin and Jasmine, the Space Jam world, Disneyworld, Egypt, and Middle Earth. Every person blows up into skeletons.

    Trump then leaves with Imhotep, Jafar, and Pence. The only survivors are Stephen, Sean, Richard, Robin "Genie" Williams, Rick O'Connell, and Jack Sparrow. Is there any chance to bring back the dead? Is there a way to reverse what Donald Trump did? Is it all over and Trump won? We'll find out in part II.


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